The moment Dad walked into the room, the cockatoo was already pacing, flapping, and squawking like he had breaking news. Dad asked, “What happened?” and the bird lost it — pointing his beak toward the living room like a furious little detective.

He led Dad straight to the scene of the crime:

The cat, sitting proudly beside a shredded roll of paper towels… looking completely unapologetic.

The cockatoo turned back and squawked again, basically saying:

“SEE?! I TOLD YOU HE DID IT!”

Dad burst out laughing.
The cat didn’t care.
And the cockatoo kept complaining like it was the biggest scandal of the year.

This bird didn’t just talk — he filed a full report on the cat, and it’s absolutely hilarious.