My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower â completely naked â and walks confidently into the bedroom.
She looks at me and says, âBabe, close the curtains! I donât want the neighbors to see me naked!â
I looked up and said, âDonât worry, honey⊠if the neighbors see you naked, theyâll be the ones closing their curtains!â đ
Sometimes, timing really is everything â and so is knowing when not to say the first thing that comes to mind!
