A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who had no profile picture. Tired of the usual disappointments, he decided to take a chance.

To his shock, when they met, she was gorgeous—5’2″, strawberry blonde hair, baby blue eyes, and curves that made him forget every bad date he’d ever had.

Over dinner, he tried to get to know her. When he offered her a cigarette, she shook her head firmly.
“Oh heavens no! What would I tell my Sunday school children?”

Later, he ordered an expensive bottle of wine. Again, she refused.
“Oh heavens no! What would I tell my Sunday school children?”

The man was baffled. No smoking, no drinking—but she was fun, kind, and the night was going great. On the way home, he took a daring chance and asked:
“Want to stop at a motel and fool around?”

This time, she smiled slyly and said, “I thought you’d never ask!”

Shocked, the man couldn’t help but laugh.
“But wait,” he said, “what will you tell your Sunday school children about this?”

She leaned in close, gave him a wink, and whispered:
“The same thing I tell them every week… you don’t have to smoke or drink to have a good time.”